Why You Should Never EVER Have Children by DJ Dean

Offering a compelling argument about the cons of parenthood, Why You Should Never EVER Have Children: The Easy Path to a Privileged Life by DJ Dean is an amusing and unapologetic rebuttal to the biological imperative. From the towering expenses of child-rearing and its relentless demands on your time to the negative impacts on one’s health, socialization, and career ambitions, this casual but serious manifesto is an off-the-cuff takedown of the pressure to procreate. For any prospective parents teetering on the edge of life’s biggest decision, Dean unleashes a methodical and persuasive argument that having a child could actually be a long-term mistake, hilariously balancing the scales of social norms with an unvarnished but well-researched analysis of this contentious issue.